
Um. HELLO DOWN THERE?
Hello?
(hello?)
(hello?)
Echo!
(echo!)
(echo!)
Somehow I missed this Judy Blume book when I was growing up.
(Source: abriannaa)

Um. HELLO DOWN THERE?
Hello?
(hello?)
(hello?)
Echo!
(echo!)
(echo!)
Somehow I missed this Judy Blume book when I was growing up.
(Source: abriannaa)
Note to self: next time you decide to do something nuts like making hand-piped chocolate letters for your friend’s baby shower cake, remember this: Rounded Fonts. Squared-off edges are a bitch. Next time you want Rockwell, watch Sam on Netflix.
I may have just started a shitstorm on an acquaintance’s FB page by pointing out (albeit very politely) that the “woe is me” post she shared is complete fiction that’s been floating around the internet since 2009.
Seriously, people, just because you read something on the internet doesn’t mean it’s true.
In five days I get to meet some of the internets!!!!
Seen on my afternoon bike ride. If you’re in Indy and don’t find such things creepy, Crown Hill Cemetery is a great place to bike. It’s designed like a Victorian park and very well maintained, which translates to well-kept curvy roads, quiet (other than birds), a variety of hills, beautiful architecture, and not much traffic. [Note: All those curvy roads can get you turned around, though, so leave your car somewhere memorable.]
I’m thinking Stella is actually part goat. Or maybe part alligator. Yikes!
OKStupid—now featuring mail from guys I dated five years ago.
According to my friend’s six year old, this is what I look like.
Why is it that not a single #$%^#$%^#$%^ program on my Mac can do what I could do in ten minutes using stupid Publisher on my work PC without causing me to have a @$%^#$%# stroke out of frustration?
According to the e-mailed confirmation, Lord Jen < redacted > will be gracing the Woodstock, IL Best Western with her presence next Saturday night. I should definitely wear my tiara to check-in.